OT: Did I read that sign right?????

Did I read that sign right? 

      In an  office:
     TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE  FLOOR BELOW  

     In a  Laundromat:
     AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE  ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES  OUT 

   In a London department  store:
     BARGAIN BASEMENT  UPSTAIRS  
  
     In an  office:
     WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING  IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN   

      In an  office:
     AFTER  TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE  DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
  
     Outside a secondhand  shop:
     WE  EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT  BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?     

     Notice in health food shop  window:
     CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS  
   
     Spotted in a safari  park:
     ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR  CAR  
   
     Seen during a  conference:
     FOR  ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY  CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
  
     Notice in a farmer's  field:  
     THE  FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE  BULL CHARGES.
     
     On a repair shop  door:
     WE  CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE   BELL DOESN'T WORK)     

You are so welcome for the funnies.  I love to try and brighten someone else's day with something funny.  Its the little things that count these days to make a difference in someone else's day.  Always looking forward to funny emails I receive from family and friends and love passing them along to everyone here at OH.  Glad you all enjoy.