Can someone come over my house and teach me how to garden?

I would love to learn how to garden and now that I don't feel like crap every day, I'd like to learn. but i learn easiest by being shown, not reading online or books. I have skills that we can barter with. I am great with computer programs (microsoft stuff), i am great at organizing and i am a good cook. so if anyone would like to help me, I can help back or whatever floats your boat.

Thanks for any response!

Ohhh sweetie!  I love to learn how to garden too! I wish I coukd help.  Maybe I can help with eating whatever you grow????   I hope you find someone to help you.

I just put some basil plants in a pot of dirt - they haven't died yet, does that count? Seriously, you would think I would know, I grew up on a farm and just about all of my sibling have green thumbs, but that gene passed right over me.

@Marwood: LOL!!!