Psych Eval.....Check!
I went and got my psych evaluation today...I was in a damn good mood before I got there and just continued on throughout it.
I arrived and we introduced ourselves and he said Im going to be honest with you, you really dont look like you need weight loss surgery. I told him I weighed 272 pounds and he said well you carry it very well because I would have never guessed...A lot of gentlemen at work tell me they same thing..though I am not bold enough to go blabbing my weight to everyone at the office..lol..
He asked me why I wanted to have the surgery...I looked him straight in the eyes with the most serious face and said, So that I can live my dream of becoming a stripper...I wish I could have taken a picture of him....I couldnt hold it in any longer...I started laughing and told him that I was joking...Im not sure if he believed me...LMAO
Things progressed well after that..then we come to the alcohol question..
Doc-"do you smoke"
Me-"No"
Doc-"do you drink"...
Me-"Yes I do"
Doc-"How much"?
Me-"I usually drink on Friday or Saturday".My youngest stays with my mother on the weekend, so that is a wind down from work me time"
Doc- "How much do you drink? Do you drink beer"?
Me- "I drink maybe 4-6 drinks, no I dont drink beer I drink tequila,margaritas or vodka".
Doc-"But you dont drink to get drunk"
Me- "Yes, I do...why else would you drink"..
OMG..then the next question..."Do you drink alone"...lmao...
Despite that little hiccup..I think things went well and he said he would have the report back to Dr. Averbach within a week... :) Maybe....lmao
"Taking life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila"
To be honest....My cousin and I have developed nic names by our family members because of our weekend drinking escapades...Im Sister Mary Margarita and my cousin Kathy is Annie Amaretto...lmao...That will be one thing that I will absolutely miss when I get the surgery...summer nights, sitting on the porce swing, drinking out of my Wal-mart plastic jumbo cups with Annie Amaretto...lol...
yee ha...aint I sophisticated... :)
"Taking life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila"
Oh Heather!
I am at work right now and am laughing so hard! Which, is horrible since I work in a very, very quiet computerized testing office!
I wish you could have gotten a picture of him when you said that. That would be one of those MasterCard commercials......Psych eval ...$150.00. Seeing the docs face..PRiCELESS!!!!
You go girl...good luck!
Deb 
