My Weird Dreams
I don't know about anyone else, but I've always been a dreamer, and I mean WEIRD DREAMS (cue The Twilight Zone). My brother always wonders what I've eaten, but I swear, not any one thing triggers them. Just thought I'd share some of my famous and infamous ones, just for a chuckle. #1, I think, wins:
1. Kaity, Brian & I were kidnapped by the Cat in the Hat! And he was mean!!!
2. My Mom told me that my Dad was smoking again (which he is), after open heart surgery, and that he was hiding the cigs/lighter in his......LIVER!!!! WTH?!!!!
3. I took a visitor into the Colonel's office and he was lounging against his desk dressed in red, one-piece pj's!!! If you've ever seen this man on tv, you'd know he's not a red, one-piece pj kind of man! Thankfully, though, he was clothed!!!
4. Our ceilings were open to expose the rafters in our house, and all along the rafters were all kinds of animals - dogs, cats, rabbits, birds, etc., all heading toward the front door, ala Dr. Doolittle!
5. My office was infested with mice - actually this IS just a dream, but my biggest fear as I have the biggest mouse-phobia you could have!!!!
6. I was being presented an award for being a world-class soprano (mind you, I can't sing at all). Presenting me with the award was the Queen of England, and the Rolling Stones were guests. But the highlight of my evening was when Michael Landon, dressed in Pa Ingalls regalia, came to my house!!!!
Surprisingly enough, I've never had any food related dreams. For a while, I did have dreams where I was having LOTS of sex, and since my mother said that if you remember your dreams, they won't come true, I've been seriously depressed. 
So what about you? After you're done calling the insane asylum on me, share your dreams with me.
Have a good one!
Teresa
2. My Mom told me that my Dad was smoking again (which he is), after open heart surgery, and that he was hiding the cigs/lighter in his......LIVER!!!! WTH?!!!!
3. I took a visitor into the Colonel's office and he was lounging against his desk dressed in red, one-piece pj's!!! If you've ever seen this man on tv, you'd know he's not a red, one-piece pj kind of man! Thankfully, though, he was clothed!!!
4. Our ceilings were open to expose the rafters in our house, and all along the rafters were all kinds of animals - dogs, cats, rabbits, birds, etc., all heading toward the front door, ala Dr. Doolittle!
5. My office was infested with mice - actually this IS just a dream, but my biggest fear as I have the biggest mouse-phobia you could have!!!!
6. I was being presented an award for being a world-class soprano (mind you, I can't sing at all). Presenting me with the award was the Queen of England, and the Rolling Stones were guests. But the highlight of my evening was when Michael Landon, dressed in Pa Ingalls regalia, came to my house!!!!
Surprisingly enough, I've never had any food related dreams. For a while, I did have dreams where I was having LOTS of sex, and since my mother said that if you remember your dreams, they won't come true, I've been seriously depressed.
So what about you? After you're done calling the insane asylum on me, share your dreams with me.
Have a good one!
Teresa 
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