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A lil Joke for you all
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wannalose4boo09
on 2/28/11 12:30 pm - Madison,
IN
VSG
on 01/16/12
I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".
Vickie
jennylew
on 2/28/11 11:15 pm - Hill AFB,
UT
Lap Band
on
08/16/10
That's awesome. I hope you don't mind, I borrowed that and posted on my FaceBook!
Jen-
Starting weight- 265 Goal weight- 165-145
wannalose4boo09
on 2/28/11 11:38 pm - Madison,
IN
VSG
on 01/16/12
No Prob Jen
I borrowed it too for my FB also.
Born Lucky
on 2/28/11 11:19 pm
Lap Band
on
09/05/06
Good one!
Tami
273/150/158
"All things are possible when you find and believe in your own personal strength."
Formerly "TamiFromAL"; 4cc band, unfilled
Nancy a.
on 3/1/11 3:03 am - Puyallup,
WA
Love it
Wendybrum
on 3/1/11 3:51 am - Oceanside,
NY
Thank you I needed that today
wendy
KDEE95
on 3/1/11 5:29 am - La Puente,
CA
did the same--- Facebook it!
grannymedic1
on 3/1/11 6:53 am - Lake Odessa,
MI
Revision
on 08/21/12
Good one! I always figured it might help to lie in the sun in hopes that the fat would melt and run off in a grease puddle, but not.
Highest weight: 212.8 Current weight 135 Lost 77.8 pounds
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