Do you barf alot with lapband....

 Those *****vised over to the DS had SLIPPED BANDS, so of course they barfed alot. Iam going on 6 years and PBing is very rare, I only do it if I goof and eat something thick and too fast, barfing is a patient's problem not a lap band problem. 

However if the patient can't follow eating rules and if they barf every meal the band will eventually slip and when it slips then barfing will be automatic and the band must be revised or removed.

Once, I didn't chew my scrambled eggs fully.

Nope. If you barf you are eating too quickly, too much or you are too full. My doc's office has always said if you are sick more than ONCE to contact them immediately. It's definitely DEFINITELY not the norm.