A hilarious NSV
When it was my turn for the procedure, a nurse put me in a curtained cubicle with a bed, table, and miscellaneous medical equipment, and told me to get undressed from the waist down and put the gown on so that it was open in the back. I nodded. Then she looked down at the neatly folded gown waiting on the bed, and said, "Wait a minute while I go get a smaller gown for you."
Did you catch that? "Wait a minute while I go get a SMALLER gown for you"!!!!
On the day of my band surgery in September 2007, the nurse had to give me TWO jumbo gowns, one to wear open in the front, the other to wear open in the back, in order to give me adequate coverage and modesty. But last week the nurse had to get me a SMALLER gown!
Jean
Jean McMillan c.2009-2013 - Always a bandster at heart
author of Bandwagon (TM), Strategies for Success with the Adjustable Gastric Band & Bandwagon Cookery. Bandwagon for Kindle now available on Amazon. Read my blog at: jean-onthebandwagon.blogspot.com
on 2/7/11 11:54 am - Des Moines, IA
Yay! That is a fun NSV in a not so fun situation! hahaha
Take care Jean,
Z
With I will succeed.
HW: 280 - LW: 190 - GW - 180
Unfilled 8/15/11 - WT: 209
1st Fill 11/29/11 - WT: 215.5 - 3cc
2/20/12 - New Goal - Get n Onederland
2nd Fill 4/26/12 - WT: 224.0 - 3cc
Z
Every once in a while I can appreciate a gentle reminder of just how far I've come.
Tiff
Current MD- Dr. Mikami, Honolulu Hawaii
Lapband 14cc AP Lg in 2008- slipped and removed 2016 -VSG July 21, 2016-dx Gerd
** RNY Revision 05/21/2019 **
"A few drops of hope can water and nourish our garden" - Jean M
Congrats on a great NSV and for getting your dreaded colonoscopy! My first one (at age 56) saved my life..I had a large pre-cancerous polyp removed along with 3 smaller ones. The doc said that I would have developed cancer had it not been removed. I had the second colonoscopy last year (preparing for my band) and it was 100% clear.
2/09 pre. 264.7 214 lbs. Band removal. 4/29/20014 revision to sleeve 12/2/14 243.4