Top 10 Reasons You Feel Bloated

Several years ago while going to WW I was feeling extremely bloated and gross, I emailed my friend and told her I would not be going to the meeting that night and this is what she sent back to me. I found it to be so funny. I just found it in a cookbook and wanted to pass it along. 10. You salted your food too much yesterday and have a lot of fluid. 9. The hair spray you used this morning has this weird chemical in it that makes you swell up. 8. You are picking up fumes from a coworker that celebrated Mardi Gras to much. 7. You ate a snickers and the peanuts were very, very salty. 6. Your yucky co-worker called arranged last week to have someone take in your pants 3 inches, in order for you to feel "fat". 5. Your yucky co-worker broke into your car moved the seat up closer to the steering wheel. She's jealous of your weight loss and wants you to feel "fat". 4. The Metabolife and other drugs you took in the past have now been changed w/your new metabolism. The are working to increase your appetite. 3. You had a weird reaction to the toothpaste. Your body is "AIM'ing" to "Crest" tonight and is now in the "Gleem" mode. 2. The doctor lied and left all of your plumbing in. 1. It's that woman's time....just the way it is...