A "Dear John Letter" to Fat

I read a "Dear John Letter" to Fat recently and changed it a little and want to share it with everyone! Dear Excess Body Fat: Hello, I have something to say to you.  As you may or may not know, this is the largest I have ever been in my whole life.  I once bought my clothes in the Misses department.  In recent years, I have been buying my clothes in the Women's Department. I will no longer be shopping in the Women's Department, however.  Goodbye, Women's Department, Hello, Misses Department.  I am on my way to a size 14. As of this day, I will no longer resignedly carry around excess fat that is stressful to my heart and body.  I will, from this day forward, work to reduce my body measurements.  I will exercise diligently to strengthen my heart and build strong muscle.  I will eat healthy.   Bye-bye, fat.  I don't want to see you anymore.  You are not my friend.  I will work very hard to keep you out of my life. . . Bye-bye, fat!