2008
This Time!
Another diet we're about to endure,
but this time we'll do it, of that we are sure.
We've tried all the others without much success,
but this is the one to get into That Dress!
For years we've tried hard to lose excess weight,
and we now have the answer to looking just great.
For us no more 'Chips' or 'Big Mac' on a whim,
We want to look good and we'd love to be Slim.
We joined all these clubs where we'd regularly meet,
when we read all the can't haves we'd still go home cheat
They said don't have this and they said don't have that,
So we'd paid all that money just to stay fat
We all have a wardrobe from size 12 up to 20,
and big, baggy jumpers of which there are plenty.
A drawer of small undies is a dream we all know,
so those big ugly knickers really must go!
With time passing quickly and teenage years gone,
We have no more excuses to rely upon,
The one about babyfat ran out long ago,
So this time it's Business, Let's Give it a Go!
Happy New Years & Cheers!!!
Dreamz/aka/TwoDreamS