pickles

Hey ladies and gents,

Please do not take this as obscene because I assure you it's going to sound that way.....

I couldn't sleep Saturday night because for some reason I was starving (according to Pat my husband I didn't eat my usual 6 small meals) so I got out of bed and wandered to the kitchen well the only thing in the fridge that sounded remotely good to my half awake brain(it was 4 o'clock)was dill pickles. Well apparently unless you chew them up into  a fine baby mush consistency they like to get stick in your band.

So heed my warning unless you want a pickle stuck in your throat and then puking that goes along with trying to get it unstuck stay away from pickles when you are half asleep.

Dang Wendy.....heck of a thing to have happen in the middle of the night!Hope it didn't last too long and you were able to get some relief and not up the rest of the night/morning with it like that! 

P.S.  Ya..sounded kinda obscene but hey...that's just my own mind making it that way! Gave me a good chuckle first thing this am though!

ohhh man Wendy that STINKS!! Im sorry to hear you had a bad Pickle experience.. ewwwww!!lol
  dawn

OK, I'll admit it.....I was thinking we were going to get a half-way ornery joke with this post...and I was looking forward to it!

Yeah, pickles can be the demon for me too unless I pay close attention when I'm eating them and chew them to a pulp. 

Sad thing is, I love dill pickles!  Ever tried them with peanut butter??  Sounds horrible but the sweet ~ salty ~ sour mixture is great together!

Oh yeah, don't step on the scale the day after eating a couple of pickles since it may be up slightly due to their high sodium content.  If you do though keep repeating....."it's only water weight....it's only water weight..."

The best part is after eating pickles, olives, basically anything in brine makes my hands and feet swell. I also love korean food and kimchi is very fermented and makes my hands, feet and face swell


oh well at least  itwasn't a half gallon of hagendaz