New Year Wishes for my OH friends

My Wish for You in 2009  

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet  for  $100 bills.  

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!  

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.

May happiness slap you across the face

And may your tears be that of joy.  

May the problems you had forget your home address!  

In simple words...  

May 2009 be one of the best years of your life!