Sex talk..some might find offensive..beware!

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men got on. They sat down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted in dignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!!
 

Someone posted this on the Indiana board and I thought you might get a chuckle out of it! Yes...I read it twice