Well do I have a new career.....|-o|-o

All I Want For Christmas Is My Weight Loss Surgery Every body stops and stares at me. This big belly is all you can see I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe! But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be! All I want for Christmas is my Weigh loss surgery, my Weigh loss surgery, see my new small belly! Gee, if I could only have my Weigh loss surgery, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas." It seems so long since I could say, "Sister Susie sitting near my belly!" Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be, if my belly didn't wiggle (jiggle, wiggle) All I want for Christmas is my Weigh loss surgery, my Weigh loss surgery, see my new small belly. Gee, if I could only have my Weigh loss surgery, then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!"

This is great Ryan,,,I think you might have a hit here,,,You have hidden talents... Mom

Yes you do have a new career.... and it appears that you are getting paid to write this stuff too! lol then again at this point im getting paid to chat on a message board all night lol

Ain't it grand to sit here and post all night. But at least one week at of the month the company definately gets there money out of me and more.

lol Same here... but since im working alone... atleast its not horribly busy... and I am getting work done in between posts... just not a whole lot going on for a sat. night. Tomorrow night i will probably run my butt off.