A little trip to no where

I had to tell you all what a goof i am and cant stand on my own to feet.
I went to the neihbors and got in the pool and the kids came on home to change so i got out and instead of waiting on Neil decided to come home(didnt feel well yesterday or today had a headache and my legs where weak).
Well i got half way home and i trip over my big feet and down i go and kiss the pavement in the middle of the road i tore up my brand new cell phone(dang it) and my hands and my knees and my ego.lol
I yell for Neil and he says where are you and our friend peaked thru the fence and said for some reason she is sitting on the side of the road waiting on you
and i yell im laying in the road looking for my glasses..lol.
I can not beleive i can trip over my own two feet ,i show my dad and he says we call you Grace for a reason.lol
So my other neighbor yells and said i heard you laughing and having a good time earlier(in the pool) and i said yell the water felt good and she says Lisa can you not handle your liquior(wth)she said i seen you fall and Neil got to you before i could and i didnt wonna embarrass you  ..I said sweetheart i hadnt touched a drop of acholol if i would have i probaley wouldnt have tripped over my own feet.lol
Are you all clutzy and trip and fall alot?
Im laughin now and wanted to tell you about my trip....

You poor sweetie! We are going to have to put you and Johnna in a padded room just so you two don't hurt yourselves! At least you didn't break your nose like she did.

hugs...
Sherri

LMAO... Sherry, I was just thinking the same thing when I read Lisa's post and then I read yours   Yes, its true. Lisa and I could live together in a house with padded walls! Only problem is that it wouldn't fix the problem of falling down outside which we both seem to be very good at.

Poor Lisa!!  Kissed the pav huh?  Darling you and I are sisters from a different mother. . I don't have to drink either to fall down.