I just CAN'T help it - sorry ladies!!

A  minister was completing a temperance sermon.  With great emphasis he said,

'If  I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and  pour it into the river.'

With  even greater emphasis he said,  

'And  if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take  it and pour it into the  river.'

And  then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said,

'And  if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd  take it and pour it in to the  river.' 

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The  song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our  closing  song'  let  us sing:

Hymn  #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'