Still laughing
. Or so I thought. Anyway, I am sitting here at work and kept hearing this crinkling noise every time I moved. LO and BEHOLD the foot long sticky size tag was still down the back of my leg. I pulled it off and said "It's a good thing it was after my surgery. Maybe I will just keep it on since it says size 10." I guess that is another reason we should wash the clothes before we wear them. Live and learn. 
That is something I could picture me doing! LOL!!!!! Congrats on the size 10!
AT GOAL!!
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How cute glad you shared, my only laugh today. 
Love ya.Hugs & Blessings, Gail
Believe ! Each and Every Day.
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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him u p again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her t*at'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
AT GOAL!!
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Never allow someone to be your Priority while allowing yourself to be their Option......
Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway...
Good one, I love it. Gail Believe ! Each and Every Day.
301 pounds lost since RNY 10/26/06
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