OT: Murders at Local Walmart..
Murders at Walmart
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, & then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super
Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce
department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands.
As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol'Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.
Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.*
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared.............
"ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT WAL-MART"
Heh.. don't hate me, I had to pass it on. :P
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, & then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super
Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce
department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands.
As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol'Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.
Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.*
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared.............
"ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT WAL-MART"
Heh.. don't hate me, I had to pass it on. :P
I, too, was worried about the safety at Seymour! LOL I knew I hadn't heard any news on such murders, but then again, I havne't been watching TV for a change! LOL Too funny! Good luck tomorrow! You will be in my thoughts and prayers! Have you got anyone for an angel to report tomorrow while Rich is there with you? Feel free to call my house or cell, and I will be glad to post any updates if you would like!
At Goal! 165 pounds gone forever! Thank you Lord!
You only have one life to live, but if lived right, it's the only one you need!
You only have one life to live, but if lived right, it's the only one you need!
I am off tomorrow, I just wish I could be there with you. I just don't have any $$$ for gas to get up there, or I would. If it were closer, I know I would be there! Just let us know when you get to feeling up to posting again! Take care! Make sure Rich has my numbers handy!!! LOL
At Goal! 165 pounds gone forever! Thank you Lord!
You only have one life to live, but if lived right, it's the only one you need!
You only have one life to live, but if lived right, it's the only one you need!
Aaah it's kewl. :) Things will be good I know it. Our pastor decided he wants to come up and pray with us because my nerves are really working over time and Rich's really anxious too. I'm ready to be somewhat normal again, and I'm ready to start solids again lol. I put myself on full liquids and some solids for the past week and a half because solids really make the pain episodes worse. I will take your numbers though. :)
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