cute joke

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat". Next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday at 1:00 PM.

Thanks Ruben...I needed the laugh.