Good Morning Lovely Losers

Suzyqflutterby
on 2/23/06 9:32 pm - Peru, IN

Hope your day is amazing, as all seem to be at this point. Here is a little something to make you smile. A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she wa**** and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?" God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you ." Hope you can relate. Hugs, Suzy