Something to lighten the mood!

Sam and Edith were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty

 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by

because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in

very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods

and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They

reached the pearly gates, and there an escort was waiting to show them

inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine

silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.

And their favourite clothes hanging in the closet. They gasped in

astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home

now."

Sam asked how much all this was going to cost. "Why, nothing," their Companion replied, "remember, this is your, reward in Heaven."

Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth.

 "What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.

This is heaven," the companion replied. "You can play for free, every day." Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood  to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.

"Don't even ask," said their companion to Sam. "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Edith.” Well,

where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated

tea?" he asked.

That's the best part," the companion replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!"

Sam pushed, "No gym to work out at?" Not unless you want to," was the

answer.

 No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."

Never again.  All you do here is enjoy yourself."

Sam glared at Edith and said,  "You and your bran muffins.  We could  have been here 15 years ago!"