PLASTIC SURGERY

Hi Thought I would throw out a bit of information on plastic surgery for you ladies. Beware that plastic surgery can be hazerdous to your health. Dan ********************************************************** A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she wa**** by an ambulance and killed. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"

OMG Dan that is so funny,,,, Love it.. gotta go and send it to all my buddies.. lol Thanks, Carla

Dan you just crack me up!!! Carmen

Dan that was just way too cute. Kylie

Papa Dan, That was GOOD!!! How are you doing? Hugz Dawn

Dawn I am so glad to see you on here. I have been thinking about you and wondering how everything was going? Are you doing ok? How is your Grandpa?? Dawn

Yea, Dan.. and HE is going to say...Wow Dan what happened to the other 3/4 of you!!! Looking good buddy!!! I know the other 3/4 of you wont follow you to heaven... because it was pure he....CK in a handbasket! Linda

Hey Linda! I saw a picture of your grandbabies today! Scott and I were picking up payroll at the same time and he was talking about his little girls. So he showed me a picture! What a cute bunch! Sam

You are too funny!! Sam

Thanks Dan, I needed the laugh! Jaimee