The NEW top 10 things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't

10. "Talk about a huge breasts!" 9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" 8. "Don't play with your meat." 7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." 6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" 5. "You still have a little bit on your chin." 4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?" 3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." 2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" 1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" HOPE YA'LL HAVE A GOOD THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is too funny Laura, thanks for starting my morning out good esp. cause im going to my gf house for a thanksgiving dinner tonight giovanna

11. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

Some other additions...(my apologies if they were posted previously!) * Reach in and grab the giblets. * I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. * Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. * "and he forced his way into the end zone..." * She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. * It's Cool Whip time!!!! * If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! * It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

those are great... maybe it should be the top 20 instead of the top 10..lol

Heres one more for you. My wife every year tells me " EAT ALL YOU WANT BIG BOY" "BUT SAVE ROOM FOR A LITTLE DESSERT!" How about this one " GRANDMA QUIT SUCKING THE BONES HERE AT THE TABLE" mR. c.