FOOD FUNNIES: Things That Will Get You Banned From Pizza Hut
FOOD FUNNIES: Things That Will Get You Banned From Pizza Hut
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9. You know those sneeze guards they have over the buffet?
Sneezing on them -- repeatedly.
8. Offering to tell customers' fortunes from their pizzas.
7. Using your cell phone to get a Domino's pizza delivered.
6. Standing on your chair and demanding to know, "Where is that
singing rat?"
5. Using the Parmesan cheese as a refreshing after-shower body
sprinkle.
4. Taking off all your clothes, covering yourself with nacho
cheese and singing "La Pizza Loca."
3. Coming in dressed as Aquaman, and proclaiming that you're here
to lead to the Anchovy Revolution!
2. The pepperoni-and-sausage Frisbee match would probably have
done it anyway, but telling the server her tip depended on her
skill at catching it in her teeth was just over the top.
... and the #1 Thing That Will Get You Banned From Pizza Hut...
1. Loudly shouting "And all for one!" every time someone orders
a 4ForAll.