Hey Melissa and Jen!!

Well, I know its a tuff job, but if I have to volunteer... No mud though. EVER.

But the mud is essential to the healing process. Imagine the shower after that session! EW

Right...squishing mud between your toes is one thing...between your lips is another thing entirely!!!!!!!!!!!! Gag me with a spoon! But hey, maybe if it was the fireman instead of the poet...I might make an exception to the whole NO MUD EVER rule... And is Jude Law in every movie this fall???

"Right...squishing mud between your toes is one thing...between your lips is another thing entirely!!!!!!!!!!!!" AND YOU MADE FUN OF ME AND MY SLOT COMMENT??!! man.. double standards around here, I tell ya!!

Hey, he dipped her head in the mud and then kissed her on the mouth. What were you thinking about???? OHHHHH that!!!!