Daily Dose of Diva Wisdom
If you're a little tipsy and you decide, in a moment of playfulness, to push all the elevator buttons with your friends still in the car, be sure you only push floor numbers you've already passed. If you don't, you're going to look stupid trying to get into someone else's room at midnight and your friends will get an extra chance to beat you up when the door opens on the floor you accidentally got off on as they are going back down, floor by floor by floor.
-- the diva herself