Fear of Satan ( JOKE)

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly woman who sat calmly in her pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in her presence. So Satan walked up to the old woman and said "Don't you know who I am?" "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't." "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" "Don't doubt it for a minute." "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity???" "Yep", was the calm reply. And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope". More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The woman calmly replied, "Been married to your brother for 68 years."