Frickin Scale

Well, I went in today to weigh myself. Crystal was with me. (I LOVE YOU MAN) I get on and it says I'm UP 4lbs. OK, I get off....the scale isn't level. I mean...WAY OFF. So...we get 2 other people to figure out how to level it. It's level. I get on. Still with the 4lbs. Get off. Again with the not level. OK, either my massiveness has broken the scale or it was broken before me. I really think that Bariatric Surgeons should have DIGITAL SCALES. I mean, really, I didn't go there because I want to be confused. I want to LOSE WEIGHT and MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS WORKING RIGHT. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr So I have decided that todays weigh in is null and void. I think I'm gonna have to get me a REAL scale. Anyone know of a digital scale that goes up to 350?