I'm SICK!! - Pre-op!!!

I posted the other day asking you guys about bloody stools (Pre-op)...I went to the ER and after 9 hrs of MILLIONS of tests, they have no idea what is wrong with me!! They did blood work (6 tubes) checked blood pressure every half hr (laying flat, sitting , standing and bending over), heart moniter...EKG, Rectal exam (that was REAL fun) CT scan with enema (Never again) and MRI...NOTHING! They said it could be anything from Hemerroids to CANCER! I'm leaving work early to follow up with PC and get MORE tests done! He better not even think of touching my butt again!!! Just thought I keep you guys posted...in case you were wondering what happened to "Bloody Butt Girl" Jen

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS I SURE HOPE AND PRAY YOU GET BETTER SOON IT SUCKS TO BE SICK AND HAVE NO CLUE WHY IF YOU FIND ANYTHING OUT PLEASE LET US KNOW MARSHA

Jen, Wha!!? I didnt know you were sick!! What color is the blood in your stool? Gimme details! Kath

EW! That is NOT what I wanted to know about. Well, you go get yer ass checked and we'll try and think about you but something else related to you and not your ass. Man...I was doing ok keeping things down but now I don't know. Biscuit

Sorry BJ...can I call you BJ??? (Don't be a slob either) Hope you don't dump from thinking about my butt! I think I'll change my name to BUTT JOINER!! It needs to be joined back together! I feel so VIOLATED!!!

Well if he does try to touch your butt tell him not without dinner first!!! Your not that kind of a girl!!! Ok you can have "roids" and not know it, but the er would have found them while they checked out your ass... you could also have a stomach problem but bloody stools from that would be a bit darker unless it came out during diareahha I can't spell... Its probablly nothing maybe just nerves ..... or have you been drinking any fruit juices or koolaid that is red... My mamma says you can get the red doodoos from that Take care Jen you'll be ok!

He should KNOW that he's not allowed to touch that area after 3 yrs of marriage. That is an Exit only! You'd have to be really nervous to make your butt bleed!! Kool-Aid is not allowed in my house..my hubby is a health nut (with a fat wife?!?!?) and he told my kids that Kool-Aid would make their insides turn colors and they'd die!! Please don't call DCFS on us, he meant well....even tho I told him that's child abuse. Must be a Mexican thing...

You know hearing certain types of music makes my butt and ears bleed... Have you been listening to Yanni???

No, but that WAS on the list of possibilities they ran off at the ER!

ROFL!