A JOKE
THIS IS FUNNY
A young blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she decided
to
end her life by throwing herself into the I&M canal. She went down to the
docks
and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor
saw her
tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to
Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll
take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he
slipped
his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll
keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then
on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and
they
made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is Harrah's Casino, and we
never leave Joliet."
this is to funny 
Most Active
Recent Topics
