Feedle's funnies

I went to pick my kids up from Granny's after work yesterday and they were outside playing with all the neighborhood kids, Monica, my 9 yr old jumped in the front seat, sticks her head out the window and YELLS... "BYE BEEE-YOCH!!!" I almost fell out of my truck!! The whole neighborhood stopped in their tracks!! She was in tears when I explained that saying "Be-yoch" is the same as saying "*****!" She had no clue!! WOW!

Oh my gosh, I would have DIED! My 1 year old is currently saying "F*CK" 1,000 times a day - which, actually is "FORK" because he hates eating with spoons. It's fine until we're at Grandma's or a restaurant!

OH NO! This one time my husband and MIL were in Menard's with Mo. She had to be about 1½ and someone that was stocking dropped a big bunch of stuff and Mo (1½) says VERY loudly... "F*CK!" Thank GOD I wasn't with. LOL That is when mommy was beginning to watch her language. LOL

I have a friend, who's son (4 at the time) yelled...'MOMMY I WANNA FUT DA VASS' in Jewel one busy Friday afternoon. Fut da vass=cut the grass...not what all your dirty little minds were thinking!! LOL..however, my friend wanted the floor to swallow her up!

I have to tell you girls, today has been a little hectic at work and everyone left about a hour ago (I'm still here of course) and when I opened up the message I coudn't stop laughing. It just kept getting funnier and funnier with each reply - I have a 8yr old, 7yr old and a 3 yr old so I can totally relate with the one-liners. Thanks for sharing - it really made me smile. Sherri

hahaha.. that was like when my brother and I were kids. We used to hear Eddie and JoBo on B96 say "merry mo-fo christmas".. we said it repeatedly. My dad yelled at us and threatened to ground us, we had no idea it meant mother f'ing.... out of the mouths of babes! Nice pic btw... thanks for calling to check up on me the other day, sorry I couldn't talk I was feeling crabby. ~Jenn

I tired backing off the picture some can you tell it looks any differnt

My neice has endured alot of speech classes..She would drop off the consonants on words and it took quite a bit to figure out what she was saying. Now at 13 we all get a laugh because she couldn't say grasshoppers. We had an explosion of grasshoppers one year and she said Aunt Moan has alot of asshoppers in her yard. LOL Than another time we were on a trip following my day and she blurted out look Poppy is going to the ass station to get some ass. OMGo**** was hilarious and she had no clue why we were laughing hysterically. Now she is much better at pronunciating her words. Thank Goodness.

My neighbors kids says Flutterbies and Rezbas!! Butterflies and Zebras!