best practical joke ever played ON YOU?

MccGator
on 8/24/04 1:17 am - Northern, IL
Ok the best practical joke I ever had played on me was this.. I was driving home from work one Friday evening and I was up around ****ro somewhere. My wife called me and started talking about this huge surprise she had for me and how it was something I had always wanted yadda yadda yadda. So I'm trying to figure out how much it cost and she says oh don't worry I was able to get good payments. So at this point im stumped and I have a LONG drive home to try to figure out what this thing is. Well I get home and the dining room table and hutch and everything is in the damn kitchen and the door to the dining room is closed. There she is with the kids and they all have huge smiles on their faces and I start to open the door and she says, wait you'll need this and goes and gets one of my pool cues. So NOW I am pumped!! I fling open the door.....and there sits a little bitty toy plastic pool table about 10 inches long, 4 inches wide and 2 inches high! LMAO. Needless to say I DIDN'T help them put the furniture back!
Feedle E.
on 8/24/04 1:24 am - Chicagoland, IL
Too funny!! My stupid sister who is on our village board had one of her cop friends ARREST ME!!! (We both live in the same town) I got a paper to go to Jury Duty and I blew it off so the very day after I was supposed to go to Jury Duty, I get pulled over about 3 blocks from my house, they arrest me for not going to Jurty Duty, tow my truck etc and then just as I'm ragging about my phone call, they bring me to the little cell in the back of the police department and they tell me to be careful because my cell mate is NOT very friendly, they open the door and there is my SISTER. I could have gotten arrested again for KILLING HER!! When I got home, my truck was in front of my house and my husband was laughing his butt off! NOT FUNNY!!! Jury Duty DID catch up with me and I have to go on the 8th...DAMN!
Proud Military Mom
on 8/24/04 3:05 am - Reno, NV
Don ROFL! that is so similar to the joke my parents played on me.... I wanted a guitar SOOOO bad and this particular christmas thats all I asked for was the guitar. So my mom and dad give me my first gift to open its was a guitar strap and a small pack of pics... OH MY GOSH I was SOOOO excited!!!! then they hand me the next gift.... I was so excited opening it slowly thinking its some song books to play on my guitar.. figured they put them in a box or something.... Well i finally get the box open and its upside down and all is see are cute little pictures of mickey mouse... turn over the box and.... yep you got it they gave me a small plastic Mickey Mouse guitar..... You know I was raised to be appreciative of everything I got in life. To always be thankful.... Never show disappointment in a gift .... So with all that I was I pulled something from deep down inside of me and with tears streaming down my face... I said "this is exactly what i wanted" There was no way I was going to hurt my parents feelings, it wasnt their fault they were "squares" and had no clue.... as I sat there struggling to tie this 5ft guitar strap to my little guitar(which i believe my mom said "put the strap on it debby lets see if it fits) my parents began laughing hysterically as they pulled out my full sized guitar!! So for those of you who know me and know how demented my humor is... NOW YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PARENTS ARE FREAKS!
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