Another "from the mouths of babes"

Claddagh Katie S.
on 8/23/04 4:03 am - Springfield, IL
My funny for the day - on the topic of boobies and pre-schoolers... I breastfed and pumped for my youngest for about 8 months. At the time, my oldest son was 3. One afternoon I walked into the kitchen and caught the 3 year old with the breast pump on his chest trying to pump away. When I asked what he was doing, he said, 'I KNOW I have CHOCOLATE milk in here and Quinn (baby) would like it better!' VERY Serious! I about died. Had to have a nice long conversation about only mommies can give milk for the baby, but I really did appreciate him trying to help. Katie
Feedle E.
on 8/23/04 4:09 am - Chicagoland, IL
Wow...I walked in on my drunken ex husband holding my newborn daughter to his chest with this crazy look on his face...I asked WTF he was doing, he goes "I wanted to see what it felt like but now she won't let go"!! I walked out and let him suffer!!! Poor kid!! I'm telling you guys, I have a million of them!!
prplgirl
on 8/23/04 4:18 am - Elk Grove Vlg, IL
That's funny stuff!!!! You made my day better! Thanks. Tricia
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