Women arrested for using fat rolls to hide mechandise????

www.thehotglove.com/.../oklahoma-women-arrested-shoplifting-clot...


Ok it never occured to me to use my fat for evil!!!!

Wow.  That's a new one.  Wonder if she thought it through or if it was a spur of the moment kind of thing? 

Well in the story the two women stole a total of 4 pairs of boots, 3 pairs jeans, and a wallet.  I used to be 354 lbs (so I had tons of fat rolls)...I can't even fathom how you would hide that stuff in your fat??? 

I guess you can't...that's why they got caught. 

What I'm wondering now is what are they going to do with the merchandise that was stuck down into their fat....sell it???  EWWWWW!!!!

They had to be hard cored or nuts.