New profile name...

Thought I'd use my real name to go with my real hot new body soon! I was on this site as Collette Kelly (my stripper name) jk!, but changed to my real name. Here's a little game we play when my friends go out...you determine your "stripper name" by the first name being the name of your pet as a child and the last name the street you lived on. Unfortunately, I lived on a farm so my name is "Lady Rural Route 2". How about you?

Oh man! that would make me Snoopy Columbian! that just is WRONG! hehehe.

Snoopy...hee hee. My dad's would be "Skippy"! He got a kick out of the game today. Hope you had a great Easter! Colleen

Yeah - mine would be Chealsea C (as in C Avenue)! Glad you changed to your real name cause I was REALLY confused for awhile! I was like who is this Collette and how do I know Colleen??? Doing better. Not as hungry anymore. It's really hard to buy candy for my daughters though and not want to engorge myself!!! That was a true test for me. Chocolate has been my best friend for the past 3 years. I remember when I was pregnant I ate a whole cheesecake!!! Not the crust though because it was Oreo...I just ate the whole topping. Sick isn't it? Now even when I have my tomato soup, I can taste all of the salt and it makes me really thirsty. You are almost there girl!! I will have to see you in the hospital. Maybe my husband and I will stay over night in CF on the 5th and I'll come see you that night. You'll probably be really doped up though!!! Or you could find me before you leave...? I'm keeping my chin up girl! Thanks for the encouragement Hugs, Jen

Chelsea C.. Your name sounds like a rapper. I did the stripper name game with some of my family and my niece's would've been "Nutmeg Sycamore". Fancy Schmancy. Glad you're doing better. How much weight have you lost so far? I swear I've lost over ten pounds and it's just weird to have it come off that fast. It makes sense, but is very strange. I had a really good time at Easter, my mom didn't have any candy around and when they left to go out for dinner I took a long nap. It was great. We are so close to the big day! Do you want to get together this weekend so you can see what I look like with an actual bra on and no morphine in my system? If not, I will see you at Sartori! Lady RR2

mine would be Pinky Grand...omg to funny! We raised peke's & my baby brother named her "Pinky" when he was trying to say pekenise! Carolyn

That is quite a name, Carolyn! The best I've heard! When is your debut? Colleen

Hello~ No matter how I look at it, I would have a horrible stripper name....I would be MooseLane or MooseLunar Or I could be ZeldaLane or ZeldaLunar.....yucky stipper names I tell ya!!! I wouldn't pay money for someone named Mosselane to strip for me Anyways Good luck on your upcoming surgery!! Take Care Jesi

I know I'm late replying, but I just had to put my two cents in, so here it is, my stripper name would have been Boots2nd, not too sexy I know I think I like Jesi's better.

My Name would be weird it would be Tibby 142nd. lol have a great evening. Lavonda