Another to cute story.

Tina B.
on 4/12/04 1:19 am - Ia

Funny Tips for a Happy Marriage > Below are his tips for a happy marriage by Red Skelton, a comedian of a > bygone age. > 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then > comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. > 2. We also sleep in separate beds, hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. > 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. > 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. Somewhere I > haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. > 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. > 6. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. 7. My wife told > me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I > asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake." > 8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. > 9. She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" > The driver said, "No, jump in." > 10. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. > 11. I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always. > >