Hey Lisa Jordan, Think a man can get this?

I'm A Woman I shave my legs, sit down to pee, and I can justify any shopping spree I don't go to the barber but a beauty salon I can get a message without a hard-on I can balance the checkbook I can pump my own gas can talk to my friends about the size of my ass my beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long at least I can admit to others when I'm wrong I don't drive in circles at any cost and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost I never forget an important date you just gotta deal with it I'm usually late I don'****ch movies with lots of gore don't need an instant replay to remember the score I won't lose my hair or get jock itch and just cause I'm assertive don't call me a ***** don't say to your friends oh yeah, I can get her or in your dreams, oh dear I can do better flowers are okay but jewellery's best look at me you idiot.... not at my chest !!! I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings I know when you're lying you look at the ceiling DONT call me a GIRL A BABE or a CHICK I am a WOMAN get it? you DICK!!!!

LOL. Tina, That was so funny. I am rolling on the floor with laughter. Than my dog joined the fun and licked my face AHHH. Dog breath. I am keeping that one. Thanks Lisa J