Fashion Emergency

I thought I would share the day in the life as Lisa. Today I had my breakfast at lunch and spilled yolk of the egg on myself For most people not a problem just wipe it off. Then there's Lisa you doesn't notice untill the egg has dried on. At lunch I go out to with a friend and I split the backend out of my jeans Good thing I am fat and wear the elastic jeans and have oversize shirt I just go in the bathroom and put my jeans on backwards. This way I control the front much better than the back. Have any of you noticed that there clothes wear faster the more weight you gain? Not to mention the fashion world thinks all of us overweight people have large breast because most tops have a low cut neckline. Then there Lisa who carrys most of the excess weight on my lower half. I just laughed at myself most of the day today. Well Iam glad its almost over, good night.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! I have had so many of the same days, in fact I got a new shirt and didn't have it on more than 4 hours and I spilled chocolate (sugar free! I swear!**** cream on it and didn't notice until the stain had set in. Now I loved this shirt enough to buy matching SHOES so I am a little ticked off! Hopefully Friday is a much nicer day for you. I will be thinking of you today and praying that your day has at least one laugh. ~Julie

For the sake of sounding snotty... Been there done that. In a Hardees parking lot of all places. My heart goes out to you. Even though you gotta laugh deep inside we think this wouldn't have happened if I were not FAT. Let's laugh together***** DeAnne