Come on everyone! Add your own... "Being fat means....."

*Will one bottle of Nair be enough for one application? *It takes at least 15 minutes to iron a shirt. *Buffets are the ONLY way to go! *A booth? No I'd rather have a table. The view is better over there. *Your thighs burn trying to hold them together instead of splayed apart when sitting with a dress on. *What are you staring at? Do I have a mole on my nose or something? *I LOVE the perfume and candles at Victoria's Secret! Everything else is "too expensive!" *Having to spend $30 for a t-shirt at Catherines that would cost a size 10 $8 at Walmart. *Sorry, mommy can't play right now. I can't run to catch your ball. *We can't go in that store. They don't have any plus sizes.

~~~wondering if those people whispering are talking about YOU or not ~~~wrap a bathtowel around myself HA! YEAH RIGHT! Get a needle..ill sew TWO together! ~~~being mistaken for a lesbian after being caught looking longinly at a womans GEORGEOUS ass...because I WANT MY ASS TO LOOK LIKE THAT!!! ~~~Everyone loves me...except ME ~~~I'd trim my pubic hair..if i could FIND IT! ~~~Paying $75 for a swim suit we HATE and will probably rarely even wear ~~~Having to ask the waitress for a table because "mommy can't fit in the booths here". ~~~EATING because im happy, EATING because im sad, EATING because im bored, EATING because im HUNGRY, EATING because i just THINK im hungry, etc, etc. etc... (is it just me or is this depressing???) lol. ~~~Dawn~~~

Going to someone's house and eyeballing the chairs to see which one will hold me---I don't like amusement park rides, they give me a Headache (I can't fit in them)---Gosh, I hope i can suck my gut in enough to get the seat belt around---Having your kids sit on either side of you in a row of armed seats at a theater/ball park/ball game etc, so that you can lean in their direction and not overflow onto the person on the other side.

~*~Never looking people in the eye afraid they might make some rude remark about your weight~*~Trying to figure out how to make the three or four business outfits I own work for five days b/c those are the only clothes that fit that are not sweat pants~*~Booths~*~Chairs with arms~*~Trying to find excuses not to go to the movies,resturant, concert b/c I know I wont fit in the little chairs~*~Not being able to wear seat belts in certain cars~*~Moving the driver seat back as far as possible and driving with tiptoes b/c your belly rubs the steering wheel~*~Avoiding extended-family functions to avoid the stares,whispers,ridicule.

~~I can only roll out of bed~~can't tie my shoes~~or shave my legs~~lifting my belly to lock the seat belt~~belly rubs the steering wheel~~wearing out the inseam on my pants~~no lap~~all shirts have a stain on the front because if the boobs don't get the food drips, the belly will~~asking someone to cut and paint my toenails because I can't reach them anymore~~afraid to sit in any type of folding chair~~dresses that look more like they could be used for a tent or a sail, and by the way, why is it that clothing designers think that we have no taste in what we wear~~shopping only at stores that have shopping carts to lean on because of the constant back ache~~asking for a handicap tag at the doctor's and told no, and that I need the exersize~~going down or up the stairs is a lesson in breath control (or lack of it!!!)~~fearful of falling in the tub and that someone will have to help me out (wet, slippery, and embarrassed)~~ having the air conditioner on in the car and it's winter~~if anything falls on the floor it's going to have to stay there because I'll pass out or fall down trying to get it~~getting the t.p. to reach

Sitting at home all day today, with just the dog, b/c it is your fiance's company picnic to Adventureland and you can't ride the rides or walk that far or stand the heat.

*Haivng to spend $35 for a bra that my girlfriends can buy at WalMart *Having your child tell you that your tummy is pushing me off your lap * Having the wait staff at an all you can eat resteraunt roll their eyes at you when you walk in*Not being able to fit in a normal sized booth*Having to buy shoes a size too big because of the fat in your feet* Getting winded running a block on an emergency call* Not being able to lay in your child's bed to read them a bedtime story because you both won't fit in the single bed