Penis and testicles

 If I had a penis and testicles ,the body lift I got would make much more sense.  Too bad my vagina doesn't fit in the  mix I was left with. It just got in everyone's way I guess.  Maybe a sex change operation would remedy the horrible pelvic arrangement I find myself in. 
In the next life, if I need a body lift I hope, I remember from this life to get  a woman plastic surgeon to perform it.