Becky--O/T--kodak moment

I had to share my kodak moment after you told me yours! I was teaching third grade-and had made a run before school to the 'book room' to get some books I needed. It was in the main building--I taught in the annex building. It was March-and windy as heck that day. I was wearing a long skirt that was made of heavy material and I could NOT find my slip that morning--so I did without. As I left the main building with an arm full of books, the wind caught my full skirt and blew the back of it UP and OVER my shoulder. There I was--as the buses were unloading--with my skirt stuck up on my shoulder. Children were passing me right and left-and my big 'ole hiney is just hanging out there for them all to see. A STUDENT of mine actually ran to my rescue and pulled my skirt down. I could have died on the spot. Armload of books: $136 Full Denim skirt: $45 Sight of your teacher with her hiney hanging out: Priceless!! Hugs- Michelle PS...I'm worried my 'big boobs' will end up looking like long tobe socks with an orange in the end if I get WLS--That will just totally stink!

Oh, Michelle!!! I think you may win, Girl, and I've been bucked by a deer at Yellow River Game Ranch (deer do not like me for some reason), and I have fallen off the bus from the platform down at the zoo in front of three bus loads of kiddos and their parents...skinned my knees and lost my glasses to top it off. You still win....priceless, yes, but I bet Reader's Digest would pay. Big Hugs, Becky - who still thinks some kind plastic surgeon will throw in free boobs for me out of pity

Okay--I've heard of pity parties--but pity T*tt*es? Oh--I'm sooooo sorry---but you see, I have a PERFECT HEART and I'm just full of myself! heehee...... Hugs-- michelle

Speaking of HEARTS: Right before the holiday break, I was playing with the last bussers after school. They had on community helper costumes. Dr. Eric came and checked my heart. His diagnosis: "Mrs. Farmer, she have no heart beat. She dead." (Yes, he is a speaker of a second language.) Naturally, I collapsed on my desk. Another angel started yelling "The wicked witch is dead. The wicked witch is dead." She then went to the sink, wet her hands, and sprinkled me to see if I would melt. Am I loved or what? You see, Sid the Kid loves the Wizard of Oz. After Christmas, I asked if she had gotten her ruby slippers. She said, "no, but Maddie did, and the things don't work. She clicked her heels together three times and got nothing!!!" Take that, you perfect heart you!!! Any kind of party that will pay for plastic surgery will work for me! Okay, I may have to go to bed now, but this has sure been fun! If we had taught together, can you imagine the noise? Share your stories with me anytime! Love, Becky On my Profile, I have posted pics of Drew on the picture trail in case you are interested. He is either being a "booger bear" or thinking about seminary. Seminary is winning at this moment. Thank you, Lord! He is definitely a Jonah right now.

Oh My Goodness, Becky--Drew has grown up to be a very handsome young man. I can't believe how fast it has happened!! Where do the years go?? I bet he has a gaggle of girls on his trail-especially since he's not only so handsome but such a nice young man to boot. I know you're very proud of him! I also saw your pics--it is amazing the transformation you've made. You look BEAUTIFUL!!!! I am sooo proud of you-and hope I can follow right in your footsteps! You have a beautiful family! Hugs... Michelle

Thanks, Dear Michelle! You know mommas are a little partial! LOL You'll not only follow in my footsteps, but you will leave me in your tracks!!! I'm glad we're on this journey together! Hugs, Becky

oh my... the board is on a roll tonight! I went from a giggle with Denise to laughing my rear off here... Thanks y'all! God bless each one of you, Barb

OMG Michelle, you guys had me rolling in the floor about your Kodak moments. As for the boob job...you can get it medically necessary for insurance to pay for after you get the weight off...you can say they hurt your back after all the weight because there is no table (stomach) for them to sit on...lol. Good luck girl...oh by the way...all my stuff is gone to the dr office..psych called the other night and let me know that she was faxing my report to them right then. I called Mildred on Friday and say said as soon as Dr Hart signed off on it..they would send it to insurance next week..I am so excited..now comes the waiting game... D'Lynn