Has anyone else named their pouch?

Okay, I know ya'll are going to think I've truly flipped my lid now...and you notice I'm posting this on the GA board where ya'll know me and not on the main board, right? Well see, the thing is, I've been thinking about naming my pouch...I don't have one yet, but it's coming up soon, so it's been on my mind, kind of like when you're having a baby I guess. I've thought about something stern...cause the pouch dictates what we can consume to a large extent....something very school marm like, maybe Gertrude or Brunhilda. I've also thought about Mary, cause I understand you pray to it a lot: Oh please accept this offering of string cheese, I pray I haven't offended you! Now all my life I've had a habit of naming pets after the thing they are....for instance Freddy Fish....Danny dog, Carla Cat, get it? So what about Polly pouch? Porscha pouch, what do you think? Just a few ideas....I'm trying to talk to my stomach and prepare it for the trauma to come...might as well get ready for the new resident! Have a good weekend ya'll! Kelle

this is me laughing my ass off at you!!! OMG, I haven't really thought about it, hummmm......lets see.........matildia the tummy, rubbley grumblely, nsb (new sexy body)....... I didn't realize that we are having surg the same date. Are you going to be at atlanta medical? Good luck to ya with your name.....

Stacy, are you going to be at atlanta medical??????? I am

Nope, I will be at Dekalb Medical...wish I was with ya'll though! Kelle

KELLE!!!! I never thought of the idea of naming the pouch. I should call mine "Moody" cause I never know it's mood. If I even think about having something "soft" instead of purreed - I have to certainly pray to it!!!! (LMAO) I'm so glad you have a date!!!! Let me know how your registered and I will make sure to check on you...since you were so wonderful about checking on me - I'd LOVE to return the favor to you!!! You're CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! Ya'll are cracking me up! how about... hmmmmm... porky the pouch..... Oopss.... that is now... hehehe.... Have a great weekend! Connie

What about Ralph, because that is what you are going to do ;ralph if you eat something you shouldn't. HE HE HE. Anyway, we will have to chat about that later. Need to get in touch anyway, we have some serious partying to do.

Kelle my friend....you need to be a stand-up comic. You are so funny! I look forward to your posts. We HAVE To meet or at least talk on the phone...e-mail me your number!! Anywho..(that's my word todayLOL) I think I'll name my "Montsy" short for "Monster!" I have a sneaky feeling she's gonna be a big one.LOL Tonya PS- WE have three of our gals going on the same day! How 'bout that?!

Sadly, my pouch's name is Lucille.

Hey, Lucille is a great name! BB King's guitar is named Lucille and Little Richard sang a song about your pouch! Sounds like a good idea to me! Kelle