Good news and bad news....

The good news is I can easily bend over and pick up something off the floor now! .... the bad news is I usually fart when I bend over -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The good news is I can wash my entire body! .... the bad news is I now take the longest showers anyone ever heard of -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The good news is I am able to really get into some serious sex now! .... the bad news is all that rumbling from my belly kinda kills the mood -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The good news is that my pants are no longer tight... anywhere! .... the bad news is that it now hurts to sit... anywhere! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The good news is I that I can buy shoes from Walmart and no longer have to pay $150 for special order EEEEE width shoes! .... the bad news is I that I wear shoes I bought from Walmart -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The good news is I am able to work hard all day and not get tired! .... the bad news is all that I have to work hard all day -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The good news is I am getting married on June 24th! .... the bad news is that I can't flirt with all the beautiful women on the singles board anymore.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ah well.... Onward!!

you are cracking me up!!! The girls on the Singles board are going to miss you!!! Norma

hahaha...i dont even know u but you sound like a darn FREAK! Life is FUNNNN...enjoy it... Marriage on the other hand..... um... HAHAHA....just kidding....its a great ride when it is right...(not meant to sound sexual but i tend to do that sometimes!) Take care!

Mark, You are so funny! You brighten my day dude! COngrats on the pending marriage! Tonya

I love you mister!! You always find a way to crack us up.... Let Miss Lisa know that NONE of use are a threat to you guys, cuz we are so excited for you all...but we will be tellin' ya from time to time....that we LUV YA!! Where is the wedding?

To funny and yet sooooo true!Cogradulations to you and the lucky woman!