Former fat girl's revenge story.
**** Hi guys, this is NOT my story, I copied from a website, which I will not name. I thought it was pretty funny, so I shared!!**********
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"This happened about 10 years ago. At the time I weighed almost 500 pounds, so I got a lot of rude comments but usually didn't have an opportunity to do much about it.
One night I was meeting some friends at a concert. I arrived very early so I was sitting in my car reading, and a couple of 20-something guys parked next to me. They immediately started talking about how fat I was, how my arm was bigger than their waist, mean stuff like that. All of which was true, but I wasn't hurting them, so it really pissed me off. But there isn't much you can say to that kind of thing, it just makes you look like a fool and gives them more ammunition, so I just tried my best to ignore them.
After about half an hour they got out of their car, locked it up, and went into the arena for the concert. I still had plenty of time before meeting my friends, so I got out and found a few small sharp rocks and across the back of their car's trunk I carved I LOVE FAT CHICKS deep into their nice shiny white paint job. Then I used mascara to blacken the letters and lipstick to make the heart bright red so it would be very visible to anyone behind the car. I did the same thing much bigger on the hood of the car but didn't color it in, so that maybe they wouldn't notice it right away but as the car collected a little dirt it would become obvious.
Of course I then moved my own car to a totally different part of the parking lot before going inside. Even if they noticed it before they drove away, they might have remembered me and known who did it and why, but they wouldn't have made note of my car which was pretty nondescript. They probably didn't go behind their car when they came out to leave, and it was dark by then anyway, so most likely everyone behind them during the 1 1/2 hours it takes to get out of a parking lot after a concert would have seen the message without their knowing it. Who knows how long they drove around with that on their car, or how much longer before they noticed the hood.
Now I am older, thinner, and hopefully more mature, but my only regret in that incident is that I didn't get to see their faces when they found it."
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"This happened about 10 years ago. At the time I weighed almost 500 pounds, so I got a lot of rude comments but usually didn't have an opportunity to do much about it.
One night I was meeting some friends at a concert. I arrived very early so I was sitting in my car reading, and a couple of 20-something guys parked next to me. They immediately started talking about how fat I was, how my arm was bigger than their waist, mean stuff like that. All of which was true, but I wasn't hurting them, so it really pissed me off. But there isn't much you can say to that kind of thing, it just makes you look like a fool and gives them more ammunition, so I just tried my best to ignore them.
After about half an hour they got out of their car, locked it up, and went into the arena for the concert. I still had plenty of time before meeting my friends, so I got out and found a few small sharp rocks and across the back of their car's trunk I carved I LOVE FAT CHICKS deep into their nice shiny white paint job. Then I used mascara to blacken the letters and lipstick to make the heart bright red so it would be very visible to anyone behind the car. I did the same thing much bigger on the hood of the car but didn't color it in, so that maybe they wouldn't notice it right away but as the car collected a little dirt it would become obvious.
Of course I then moved my own car to a totally different part of the parking lot before going inside. Even if they noticed it before they drove away, they might have remembered me and known who did it and why, but they wouldn't have made note of my car which was pretty nondescript. They probably didn't go behind their car when they came out to leave, and it was dark by then anyway, so most likely everyone behind them during the 1 1/2 hours it takes to get out of a parking lot after a concert would have seen the message without their knowing it. Who knows how long they drove around with that on their car, or how much longer before they noticed the hood.
Now I am older, thinner, and hopefully more mature, but my only regret in that incident is that I didn't get to see their faces when they found it." 
I'm probably wrong for doing this, Flavia... but >>>> 
Good for her! People don't realize the things that they say and do hurt people, and it sticks with them for LIFE... longggggg after the jerks are gone. I have a few ideas of my own, (mainly a particular past boyfriend... lol), but I don't plan on acting them out... just seeing the look on his face will be enough for me when he sees the outside; he already knows what he lost in me (on the inside). Silence is golden, and this will be one of those times I will not walk away... just stand there until HE does. lololol...
Hope things are going well with you FLAVIIIIIII!!!!!! :smile:
Good for her! People don't realize the things that they say and do hurt people, and it sticks with them for LIFE... longggggg after the jerks are gone. I have a few ideas of my own, (mainly a particular past boyfriend... lol), but I don't plan on acting them out... just seeing the look on his face will be enough for me when he sees the outside; he already knows what he lost in me (on the inside). Silence is golden, and this will be one of those times I will not walk away... just stand there until HE does. lololol...
Hope things are going well with you FLAVIIIIIII!!!!!! :smile: Most Active
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