OT:3rd Strike!(ARGH!)Wanna pull my hair out!

Yes, things do come in 3's!!!! As some of you may know, this past week was the week from hell (see link below). After the boss incident and the car accident, I was bracing myself for the 3rd thing that was bound to happen to me, and I was right, it did happen on Friday. But, I was so mad I couldn't even talk about it! Friday when I was leaving work my sister dropped off her dog with me so she could go on vacation with her boyfriend... Not a prob. She got me a real nice gift prior to dropping him off, and I am used to pet sit for her, blah, blah, blah. But, after the stressful week I had, plus dealing with my "oh-so-annoying" ex-hubby all day, I was ready to just get in the car and keep driving and never look back! But no, I was nice, didn't even mentioned the fact that she was 20 minutes late and I was gonna get stuck on the FL Turnpike because of it. I just counted to 10 and drove of with insanely hipper Jack on the seat next to me (Please note: Jack is the name my genius sister gave her Jack Russell Terrier) As I am stuck on the FL Turnpike Fri at 5:30 pm heading to Clermont from downtown Orlando, Jack simply starts to pee on the front seat of my car. Yes people, he peed! And it was a lot!! For the first time in my life I felt the urge to kill an animal with my bear hands, but I counted to 10 again, I couldn't stop him, I couldn't beat him, what could I do?! So I called my sister and screamed at her! She used to old "What?? You are breaking up!! Can't hear ya!" At this point I am homicidal, and suicidal. But, I have to smile and go meet my ex to exchange my kid. So there I was with the stupid dog (I swear that thing was smiling, if you have a dog, you know what I am talking about!), which acts like it is on speed, being a Jack Russell and all, and completely soaked in urine passenger seat. The back of the car looks like a pug dog's face after the Tuesday accident... He was gonna mention that I was late, but after looking at my face, he just handed over my daughter and walked away. I think I looked a bit scary! Did I mention this was a new car!? And I had to face my ex just like that! Fun hah?! BTW, I found the most expensive detailing place I could find and my sis is getting the bill!! lol Well, looks like this is the end, and from now on, up is the only way to go. If you want to laugh go ahead, that's better than crying! Thx for listening... Flávia http://www.obesityhelp.com/morbidobesity/state-forums/FL/postdetail/15159.html?vc=0#15208

Hi Flavia, OMG you poor thing. You have to keep laughing or you will go insane. You are right though, you can only go up from here. That is why my theme song is UP! by Shania Twain. Keep on Laughing Christine 307/225/150

Well atleast you don't have to worry about waiting for #3 to happen. I hope you have leather seats. Things will only get better now.

Hi Kaaaarl, Nope, no leather!! Ask me now if I regret it!! I guess I just need to lose some more weight and find a shmuck to buy me another car!! (just kidding!) Flávia

While your at it have your SCMUCK buy me a nice boat and a house in the Keys. Kaaaaaaaarl

How about I just get him to get ME all that, and maybe I'll stop by and you can come party with us!!?? -Flávia

Great idea!!

About the only bright side I can see is that dog pee is much easier to clean than cat pee. Cat pee sticks to anything and won't go away. I can totally imagine your frustration on this one. I actually felt the stress just reading this post! hahahaha I hope things are smooth sailing from now on!