OT:this is to funny!!!
> >> The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I
> >> promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours
> >> passed And the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a
> >> bit
> >> loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
> >> clock
> >> in the hall started up and Cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my
> >> husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was
> >> really
> >> proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even
> >> when
> >> totally smashed), In order to escape a possible conflict with him.
> >> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I
> >> told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got
> >> away with
> >> that One! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
> >> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
> >> cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****" cuckooed four more times,
> >> cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed
> >> twice
> >> more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Oh man that was funny! 
Christine
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