breast cancer awarness

For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And I always wore my bra. After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr. Pruitt, Said I should get a Mammogram "O.K," I said, "let's do it." "Stand up here real close" she said, (She got my boob in line), "And tell me when it hurts," she said, "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine." She stepped upon a pedal, I could not believe my eyes! A plastic plate came slamming down, My hooter's in a vise! My skin was stretched and mangled, From underneath my chin. My poor boob was being squashed, To Swedish Pancake thin. Excruciating pain I felt, Within it's vise-like grip. A prisoner in this vicious thing, My poor defenseless tit! "Take a deep breath" she said to me, Who does she think she's kidding?!? My chest is mashed in her machine, And woozy I am getting. "There, that's good," I heard her say, (The room was slowly swaying.) "Now, let's have a go at the other one." Have mercy, I was praying. It squeezed me from both up and down, It squeezed me from both sides. I'll bet SHE'S never had this done, To HER tender little hide. Next time that they make me do this, I will request a blindfold. I have no wish to see again, My knockers getting steam rolled. If I had no problem when I came in, I surely have one now. If there had been a cyst in there, It would have gone "ker-pow!" This machine was created by a man, Of this, I have no doubt. I'd like to stick his balls in there, And see how THEY come out!

Cute. Breast cancer awareness is SOOO important! My sister died at age 31 from breast cancer and at age 28 I had a lump removed (thankfully it was non cancerous!) Mine wasn't found by a mamogram, but by self exam. While granted it is mostly a female disease, men can get it too (I did a paper on it in college). I have my pink ribbons, and wear them for my sister, for myself and for all of those who have suffered this terrible disease. Kim

thank you for reminding us in such a fun way that it is important no matter how uncomfortable it makes us. My hooters were crying just reading all this. My 18 year old just found a small lump and they are getting ready to do her first mammogram to check it. Pray that is is nothing for us. We appreciate it. Carol