What's going on?

OK, I need to put my order in. Male, between 20 and 90, with or without hair, any color eyes, height, 5'-7', single, lots of money, willing to adopt or pay for my keep. Hey, I am not choosy......!!!!! See you guys on the 12 th! We have an offer of a room in a condo rec room????? Anyone interested? Oh yes, I have not been in my garden, nor out side! I turned my sprinkler on in front yard Saturday and forgot it!!! Was looking out front door at the rain today and wondered why it was raining UP!!!!! If my head was not attached.... Marla