I figured out the REAL reason we lose weight!

They're not kidding me. I have it all figured out.   All this nonsense about our stomachs having less capacity and all this malabsorption stuff. I know NOW that the REAL reason we lose so much weight. It's all those darn calories we burn with all that CHEW- CHEW-CHEWING action we have to do to pulverize our food!  Come on guys... am I right or WHAT!?  

Really now! I figured it was from Posing for all those new pictures and trying on the new cloths. That's a lot of exercise too! Mike

I thought it was from all the sex post-op!

Seriously, I think that's why I don't have extra skin around my jawline - all the chewing really worked out that area.

SOooooooooooo Kristen, was that a Sex-Post too! About all the chewing in some areas? 

I just spewed hot tea all over the place! You are SO bad!

You owe me a new keyboard.