todays trip to publix!

i went to publix today... and i had to fart so bad.... i knew it was going to be one of those .. silent... burn your ass fart... and i couldnt hold it anymore... so i farted... and walked away LOL this lady looked at me like omg LOL..... i love my gastric bypass farts! alexa

LOL,,,I bet she was traumatizedLOL

lol i bet she was... how you like fl so far? you coming to the thing in may?

Dont know yet, but I really want to so I can meet some of you people!! Rick's job and the kids activities may conflict, but maybe!!

hope so... would love to meet ya!

GIRL!!!!! YOU ARE NUTS!!!!!

takes a nut to know one..... and damn it... you better be coming in may!

You are too much! My one friend says our gastric bypass farts rival the DOG'S farts, and you know how bad that can be! A couple years ago I was in church with my mom and dad while we were there visiting. It was a very small, cozy church. My mom is notorious for her farts!!! We're sitting there, it's all quiet and all of a sudden I smell it - and then she giggles........ that's her trademark - silent fart, then the giggle. It was a riot. The lady in front of us was trying not to flip out and run back up the aisle! I can't even imagine if my mom had a gastric bypass - she would literally be deadly!!!! LOL

STOP it you guys! You're making me spit my water all over my monitor! hehe -Marianne Hudson, FL

hahahahahhahaha i do the silent and laugh to.... but its usually a HAHAHAH laugh LOL